thanks to everyone who tuned in the other day to watch me on Wipeout!
you guys are the best :)
basically, the usual…
walking around Target dressed as a hot gog and Kelly dressed as a banana
(hope it brightens up your day a bit!)
song used in the beginning: “Orangutan” - Allstar Weekend
MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY GAVE ME A SHOUTOUT!
"im a little drunk"
he said my name slightly wrong (its actually pronounced ‘mar-ee-mar’ BUT WHO CARES HE’S FLAWLESS)
tyler, i love you so much and even though i didnt meet you here in LA at the VMAs…this TOTALLY makes up for it!
can we be best friends now? PLEASE?
i dont care what you say….this is the greatest video in the entire universe, OK!
"gracias para vivar el la casa, en la escuelas and el azul marcada, tienes con vivar en la fortuasa, and…gracias"
GREATEST SPEECH EVER
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT alt + reblog BEFORE!!?!?!
this is the greatest thing EVER