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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem
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ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

miss-doctorwho:

tygridia:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

this is not the start of something new

you’re not the music in me

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you-me-and-dickspeight:

I feel like this would be Misha’s face anytime someone asked him to do something he didn’t want to do.

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“Misha, come take out the garbage.”

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“Misha, come do the dishes.”

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“Misha, go clean out the garage.”

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“Misha, stop trolling the internet.”

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