literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
i’ll never be able to unsee this you bitch
(Source: emblemthrees)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
- me: forgets to hold alt down while reblogging
- me: dying whale noise
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay)
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
